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- Season 03
- Episode 10
Fish Out of Water
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as... read more
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral. Faced with losing the family home, Peter resorts to desperate measures to get the money and hunts down a famous man-eating fish for the reward money. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg hit the beach for Spring Break. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 9/19/01

- Season 03
- Episode 10
Fish Out of Water
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as... read more
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral. Faced with losing the family home, Peter resorts to desperate measures to get the money and hunts down a famous man-eating fish for the reward money. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg hit the beach for Spring Break. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 9/19/01

- Season 03
- Episode 11
Emission Impossible
Peter and Lois are inspired by her pregnant sister Carol to have another baby. Stewie is appalled at the prospect of another sibling and... read more
Peter and Lois are inspired by her pregnant sister Carol to have another baby. Stewie is appalled at the prospect of another sibling and vows to keep Lois and Peter from sleeping together. After various attempts to stop them, Stewie shrinks himself down to a microscopic size and enters Peter's body in hopes of destroying all of his sperm. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 11/8/01

- Season 03
- Episode 11
Emission Impossible
Peter and Lois are inspired by her pregnant sister Carol to have another baby. Stewie is appalled at the prospect of another sibling and... read more
Peter and Lois are inspired by her pregnant sister Carol to have another baby. Stewie is appalled at the prospect of another sibling and vows to keep Lois and Peter from sleeping together. After various attempts to stop them, Stewie shrinks himself down to a microscopic size and enters Peter's body in hopes of destroying all of his sperm. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 11/8/01

- Season 03
- Episode 12
To Live and Die In Dixie
When Chris sees a convenience store hold up and identifies the thief in a police line-up, the Griffins are put into the witness protection... read more
When Chris sees a convenience store hold up and identifies the thief in a police line-up, the Griffins are put into the witness protection program and must relocate to a small town in the deep south. While they are there, the townspeople put on a Civil War re-enactment and re-invent history by having the South win -- with laser swords. But when Peter questions the historical truthfulness, the town turns on him and he must fight his own battle. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-14
- Airdate: 11/15/01

- Season 03
- Episode 12
To Live and Die In Dixie
When Chris sees a convenience store hold up and identifies the thief in a police line-up, the Griffins are put into the witness protection... read more
When Chris sees a convenience store hold up and identifies the thief in a police line-up, the Griffins are put into the witness protection program and must relocate to a small town in the deep south. While they are there, the townspeople put on a Civil War re-enactment and re-invent history by having the South win -- with laser swords. But when Peter questions the historical truthfulness, the town turns on him and he must fight his own battle. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-14
- Airdate: 11/15/01

- Season 03
- Episode 13
Screwed the Pooch
When Brian joins Lois and Peter on their visit to the Pewterschmidits, his pent-up sexual energy is unleashed on the Pewterschmidit's dog... read more
When Brian joins Lois and Peter on their visit to the Pewterschmidits, his pent-up sexual energy is unleashed on the Pewterschmidit's dog Sea Breeze. After the vet informs them that Sea Breeze is pregnant, Mr. Pewterschmidt refuses to let Brian near her. Brian decides to sue him for custody of the puppies. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 11/29/01

- Season 03
- Episode 13
Screwed the Pooch
When Brian joins Lois and Peter on their visit to the Pewterschmidits, his pent-up sexual energy is unleashed on the Pewterschmidit's dog... read more
When Brian joins Lois and Peter on their visit to the Pewterschmidits, his pent-up sexual energy is unleashed on the Pewterschmidit's dog Sea Breeze. After the vet informs them that Sea Breeze is pregnant, Mr. Pewterschmidt refuses to let Brian near her. Brian decides to sue him for custody of the puppies. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 11/29/01

- Season 03
- Episode 14
Peter Griffin - Husband FatherBrother?
When Chris begins to embrace African-American culture, Cleveland takes him to an Irish heritage museum to teach him about his own culture.... read more
When Chris begins to embrace African-American culture, Cleveland takes him to an Irish heritage museum to teach him about his own culture. In a genealogy book, Chris discovers that he has an African-American ancestor. Meanwhile, when the Peterschmidts come to visit, they reveal a secret and bribe Peter to keep it quiet. But after Peter accepts the bribe, he makes a harsh realization. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 12/6/01

- Season 03
- Episode 14
Peter Griffin - Husband FatherBrother?
When Chris begins to embrace African-American culture, Cleveland takes him to an Irish heritage museum to teach him about his own culture.... read more
When Chris begins to embrace African-American culture, Cleveland takes him to an Irish heritage museum to teach him about his own culture. In a genealogy book, Chris discovers that he has an African-American ancestor. Meanwhile, when the Peterschmidts come to visit, they reveal a secret and bribe Peter to keep it quiet. But after Peter accepts the bribe, he makes a harsh realization. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 12/6/01

- Season 03
- Episode 15
Ready Willing and Disabled
When Joe loses a thief in a chase, he also loses his self-confidence and pride as a police officer. Peter becomes determined to help Joe... read more
When Joe loses a thief in a chase, he also loses his self-confidence and pride as a police officer. Peter becomes determined to help Joe and offers to train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter spikes Joe's drink with steroids and he goes on to win the gold medal and fame. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over a money clip and $26. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 12/20/01

- Season 03
- Episode 15
Ready Willing and Disabled
When Joe loses a thief in a chase, he also loses his self-confidence and pride as a police officer. Peter becomes determined to help Joe... read more
When Joe loses a thief in a chase, he also loses his self-confidence and pride as a police officer. Peter becomes determined to help Joe and offers to train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter spikes Joe's drink with steroids and he goes on to win the gold medal and fame. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over a money clip and $26. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 12/20/01

- Season 03
- Episode 16
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
The Christmas season gets off to a rocky start for Peter who cannot seem to find the time to rest and watch the Christmas Specials, like... read more
The Christmas season gets off to a rocky start for Peter who cannot seem to find the time to rest and watch the Christmas Specials, like the classic "KISS Saves Santa" in which they play themselves defeating Christmas bandits with the screech of the electric guitar. When Peter accidentally gives all of the family presents away, the family has to go the mall for last minute gifts on Christmas Eve, while Brian, who stays home, gets caught in a sticky mess with the Christmas tree and burns Lois' dinner. When the Griffins come home to the mess, nobody is prepared when Lois goes crazy snd loses her Christmas cheer. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 12/21/01

- Season 03
- Episode 16
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
The Christmas season gets off to a rocky start for Peter who cannot seem to find the time to rest and watch the Christmas Specials, like... read more
The Christmas season gets off to a rocky start for Peter who cannot seem to find the time to rest and watch the Christmas Specials, like the classic "KISS Saves Santa" in which they play themselves defeating Christmas bandits with the screech of the electric guitar. When Peter accidentally gives all of the family presents away, the family has to go the mall for last minute gifts on Christmas Eve, while Brian, who stays home, gets caught in a sticky mess with the Christmas tree and burns Lois' dinner. When the Griffins come home to the mess, nobody is prepared when Lois goes crazy snd loses her Christmas cheer. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 12/21/01

- Season 03
- Episode 17
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
When Brian finds the dating scene unbearable, he drowns his loneliness in alcohol and gets arrested for drunk driving. A court judge... read more
When Brian finds the dating scene unbearable, he drowns his loneliness in alcohol and gets arrested for drunk driving. A court judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman who winds up being the love of Brian's life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard which becomes a nest for endangered birds. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 1/17/02

- Season 03
- Episode 17
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
When Brian finds the dating scene unbearable, he drowns his loneliness in alcohol and gets arrested for drunk driving. A court judge... read more
When Brian finds the dating scene unbearable, he drowns his loneliness in alcohol and gets arrested for drunk driving. A court judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman who winds up being the love of Brian's life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard which becomes a nest for endangered birds. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 1/17/02

- Season 03
- Episode 18
From Method to Madness
When Brian auditions for a role at the local theater, Stewie is discovered and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. Meanwhile,... read more
When Brian auditions for a role at the local theater, Stewie is discovered and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. Meanwhile, Peter rescues a man from the ocean only to discover that the man is a nudist. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 1/24/02

- Season 03
- Episode 18
From Method to Madness
When Brian auditions for a role at the local theater, Stewie is discovered and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. Meanwhile,... read more
When Brian auditions for a role at the local theater, Stewie is discovered and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. Meanwhile, Peter rescues a man from the ocean only to discover that the man is a nudist. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 1/24/02

- Season 03
- Episode 19
Stuck Together Torn Apart
When Peter meets one of Lois's ex-boyfriends, he goes green with jealousy and antogonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love... read more
When Peter meets one of Lois's ex-boyfriends, he goes green with jealousy and antogonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 1/31/02

- Season 03
- Episode 19
Stuck Together Torn Apart
When Peter meets one of Lois's ex-boyfriends, he goes green with jealousy and antogonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love... read more
When Peter meets one of Lois's ex-boyfriends, he goes green with jealousy and antogonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 1/31/02

- Season 03
- Episode 20
Road to Europe
When Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe, they end up stranded in Saudi Arabia and take up residence at a Comfort Inn. In an... read more
When Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe, they end up stranded in Saudi Arabia and take up residence at a Comfort Inn. In an attempt to get home, they steal a hot air balloon and pay a visit to Italy and England. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter go to KISS Stock and Peter is mortified when Lois doesn't know any KISS lyrics. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 2/7/02

- Season 03
- Episode 20
Road to Europe
When Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe, they end up stranded in Saudi Arabia and take up residence at a Comfort Inn. In an... read more
When Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe, they end up stranded in Saudi Arabia and take up residence at a Comfort Inn. In an attempt to get home, they steal a hot air balloon and pay a visit to Italy and England. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter go to KISS Stock and Peter is mortified when Lois doesn't know any KISS lyrics. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 2/7/02

- Season 03
- Episode 21
Family Guy Viewer Mail
In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions: What if the Griffins were little?, What if... read more
In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions: What if the Griffins were little?, What if Peter found a Genie lamp? and What if the Griffins had super powers? read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 2/14/02

- Season 03
- Episode 21
Family Guy Viewer Mail
In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions: What if the Griffins were little?, What if... read more
In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions: What if the Griffins were little?, What if Peter found a Genie lamp? and What if the Griffins had super powers? read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 2/14/02

- Season 03
- Episode 22
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a... read more
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois. read less
- 23 minutes
- Rated TV-PG
- Airdate: 11/10/03